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Video: The Next Level

Link: The Next Level

It seems Guy Ritchie’s talent only comes out in corporate short films nowadays. After Snatch, he obviously made a conscious decision to make terrible full-length movies, but make awesome short films for companies with large pocketbooks; see BMW Films, and the above Nike short.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits

Link: George Carlin (1937-2008)

This hurts my soul. George Carlin is one of my favorite comedians; I have fond memories of watching his stand-up routines with my pops, knowing that I wasn’t supposed to be hearing such vulgarity, and my pops knowing that my mom would kill him if she knew what I was watching. But there was such a level of intelligence to Carlin; even at a young age I sensed that I was being permitted to hear the curses because in between the “fucks” and “cunts” were strings of wisdom, or at least a level of comedy that was hardly ignorant.

His wit. His charm. His honesty. His humor. Our loss.

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Nice Outfit

Link: RVCAxCinelli

This is one of my favorite “fashion bicycles,” a trend that’s becoming more and more popular as these fixed gear bicycles become more of an accessory to one’s wardrobe than they are a mode of transportation. (My Oury Grips match my tires that match my iPhone case that matches my sunglasses. Seriously.)

This particular bicycle, pictured below, still doesn’t hold a candle to the, Obey Track Bike, unfortunately available in your local Bike ‘n’ Hike, but it’s still very nicely designed.

I’m just waiting for the limited edition Big Dogs Track Bike, coming to an outlet mall near you.

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Ellie James Stanton

I am proud to announce the birth of my niece, daughter of Catherine Marie and Nicklaus Allen Stanton; Ms. Ellie James Stanton. She popped out around 11:43am today, weighing 10 pounds, 8 oz, and 22 inches long. My sister, the mother of this delightful human being, asked not to be photographed, as she was not wearing her photo-face, however I did get some shots of Nick, Ellie, and myself holding the little bundle of awesome. Her first word will be ‘llama’; mark my words.

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Video: Summertime

It’s about god damned time.

Wait, wait, wait, GO!

Link: Marshalite Alternative Traffic Light

Much better than our standard three light system; this one has a great aesthetic to it, and gives you a sort of countdown like you’re getting ready to race. Designed in 1936 and actually used for a few decades in Australia, I vote we bring it to the States.

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Video: Spiderman

This guy, Alain Robert, was on the news tonight. He climbs skyscrapers. With no equipment. He’s awesome. Unfortunately, he’s due up for some death here very soon; what with the, you know, climbing of skyscrapers. Google him for more info; his website sucks, and I refuse to even link to it.

Brand Timeline

Link: Fun with brands - Jane’s Brand-timeline Portrait

This Jane blogger had the clever idea of exploring how many different brands she interacts with in a single day, then she created a visual time line of that day, and shared it with the world. Very interesting, and something I might try in the near future. I feel like it could have been designed a bit better, but conceptually, it’s fantastic.

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Updated Portfolio

I just added these three logos to my portfolio; completed them over the last few months. As for that third one, I am not running for governor, but my cousin, Chris, is. So if you are a Washington resident, check out Tudor2008.com, and then vote for him.

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Fresh Tracks

Please enjoy.

Fall Out Boy - Beat It

Clipse ft. Slim Thug - Wamp Wamp

Atmosphere - Guarantees

Nas - Rewind

Social Distortion - Sick Boy

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